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February 18 2015

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I think her mirror is broken...
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February 14 2015

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luxy-lightning:

thestrangedaysofkrei:

knitmeapony:

28weekslaterhater:

knitmeapony:

ravenclawslibrary:

smurflewis:

DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MAN

Right away, Aphrodite popped into my head.

And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”

If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone.  Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.

Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.

I heartily endorse this alternative answer.

I love how all of this advice leads to “please Hades at all costs.”

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queenofthedorks:

This is the best tweet on Twitter right now. 

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ultrafacts:

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cptainsteverogers:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

She was so passive aggressively evil wrapped up in kittens and smiles it frustrated me so much in the book 

She’s so incredibly relatable
Everyone has experienced an Umbridge
Like she was just so casually evil
Voldemort is so evil that the average human couldn’t possibly come across him in real life, but everyone has experienced someone like Umbridge

SO TRUE

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February 08 2015

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